What I refrained from saying out loud today
First, why the hell are you staring at me? I feel like my death is waiting around the corner and you're the only one that knows it.
Second, what the hell?! I made those cookies for HIM, for HIS BIRTHDAY! You don't demand that someone give you their birthday cookies! If they offer you one, then fine. But to immediately jump someone for their gift cookies is a jerk move.
Third, when someone says that you look adorable today, "I know" is a kinda conceited response. "Thank you" would be perfectly acceptable. You could even go so far as to say that you really like whatever it is you're wearing. But to say that you know you are adorable, with a flourish of your skirt and no jokingly sexual tones, makes me want to kick you. I excuse this only because you are one of only a handful of freshman I find tolerable.
Fourth, what the hell man? You have no right to demand HIS BIRTHDAY cookies either! No wonder he's sitting and guarding them like the tiniest lion cub. You're dicks.
Fifth, (at myself) did you just use the sad female help me voice? Remind me to physically assault you for that later. XD
Sixth, thank you. You have been a shining example today of males that are actually kind and helpful. It's not your fault that Mr. Austin doesn't care about the status of any PC's keyboard. You tried. I appreciate that.
Seventh, heeey buuudddy. No. I am not intentionally letting you take your headphones off and stand halfway up before I open the door myself repeatedly. It's by accident I swear so please take away your look of doom. XD
Current Mood:
chipperCurrent Music: Circle of Life - Lion King