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I Sleep Like a Watermelon

Watermelons are asleep until you kill them

Created on 2004-11-16 06:39:45 (#5164590), last updated 2005-08-22

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Name:	Amber
Birthdate:	11-05
Location:	Watermelon Patch, California, United States

Bio

How Stereotypical You Are...
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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?	No
Do you party a lot? How often?	With ma friends
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?	Heeeeeeeeeell naw
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?	Like I can't remember....(10)
Do you skip classes? How often?	No
Do you have casual sex? Protected?	I AM a scorpio...jk...no
Do you steal?	From my sister, yes
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?	When I'm alone ;-)
Do you drool over celebrities?	Bam Margera!
Do you watch a lot of TV?	Yessssssss
Do you ever watch the News?	Maybee
Do you even care about world issues?	Not really
Do you read books often?	Nope
Are you failing a lot of your classes?	Yeaaaaaah
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?	I wish, that's why I'm failing
Do you smoke cigarettes?	By default (second hand, sucka)
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?	Skate Parks
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?	All the time
Do you cuss a lot?	hEEEEEEEEEELL Yess
Are you desperate to fit in?	Not really
Are you intelligent?	You tell me
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?	Too black
Black eyeliner?	Yes, but currently restricted from it
Black eyeshadow?	I wish
Black trenchcoat?	FUN FUN
Black boots?	As long as they're not heavy
Black fishnets?	Slut it up
Black nail polish?	Dad won't let me
Cigarettes?	NoNoNO
Heavy metal music?	YEAH \m/
Marilyn Manson?	Yup
Kittie?	WHAT
Cradle of Filth?	sure
Constant frown and perpetual angst?	sure
Do you like to be seen as	........me........? yes
Are you an intellectual?	u tehl mee
An atheist?	NO
Horrible home life?	I dont think so
Hopelessly depressed?	All de tyme...stupid boys
Suffering with suicidal idealations?	Sometimes :-D cheery cheery
Self-mutilation?	Rubber band snapping........dundundun
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?	YUUUP
Big black boots?	not heavy
Mohawk?	swoon
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]	On guys
Loud, confident and opinionated?	That's me
Wild hair colors?	Yeah
NOFX?	I dunno
Rancid?	OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH BABY
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?	Yes
A	watermelon, I sleep like a watermelon
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?	.......?
Do you watch a lot of sports?	skateboarding
Play a lot of sports?	skate
Talk a lot about sports?	skateboarding....DUH
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?	boys
Are you arrogant?	yes :-(
Are you a male or female whore?	No
Are you homophobic?	No
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?	Noooooooo
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?	.........
Boobs = yes?	No
Parties = yes?	YAY
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?	nonono
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?	Only when boys are around
Have you ever been on a diet?	I tried
How much did you lose?	FAILURE
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?	i dunoo
Make yourself throw up?	NO
Make-up?	lil bit
Low-cut tops?	no
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]	.................( o )( o ) THOSE ARE EYEBALLS SICKO! get your mind outta the gutter
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?	Sometimes
Giggle a lot?	Heheh...no way..hehe...what r u talking about...hehe
What's the deal with boys?	I like them.....they lurv me......i run...and hide
Thongs?	thong tha thong...no
Pretty bras?	purty blackness
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?	hhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell naw
Who's the weaker sex?	Boys...duh...GIRL POWER
Are you a feminist?	no...am i ....i dunno...maybe
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?	Nooooooooo...yes...no..yes....kinda
How often do you shave your legs?	When they get pokey
How about your armpits?	Yes...? is that the right answer?
Are you emotional?	WAH I'M SO EMO! no, really, ask my friends
Especially when on your period?	noi
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?	originality
Independence or Companionship?	independence/companionship (HAHA)
Stability or Freedom?	I PLEAD DA FIF
Personal or Interpersonal?	1 2 3 4 FIIIIIIIIIF
Introvert or Extrovert?	introvert
Popularity or Isolation?	popularity
Unique or Loved?	i wish joe loved me emo moment
Understood or Individual?	individual
You or Them?	me of course
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